I can't wait.
Oh how Saturday nights have changed. Instead of lager louts and punch ups we had civilised dinner dances. I reckon Russel Sprout must have been good to have his name painted on the porter. This is proper sign writing not your computer nonsense.
I'm not sure what era this is from but I'm waiting for its return.
Then I can fall over blind drunk because I was on my netbook whilst trying to foxtrot. I'll probably get punched by the bouncer for doing that too.