Hammer Horror

I was here today.
It was like Hammer set. The woman that served my tea and scone was dressed the same as the dummy. Thing is the dummy was more attractive and the woman that served me could have been woken up with a lightning bolt.
The popular tunes played on pan pipes over the speakers only served to make you want to sleep. That's just before you end up in tomorrows ham salad. I left before that happened.
Three cheers for caffeine.

Guess Where?

Can't leave the place alone can I.
I know I'm not here for my holiday for another four weeks but I just had to drop into Asda to get some lunch. Strange thing is that I know my way around the store. It's like being in my home town.
I've still got to find a suit and get my boots fixed before I'm ready.
I'm still excited about my short break.
Still smiling.

Democratic Duty

So it's the day to vote for my MEP.
So I went and did just that. I scribbled 'None Of The Above' on my ballot paper and posted it into the slot.
I don't think anyone deserves my vote because all parties used their leaflets to bang on about local and UK issues instead of focusing on Euro stuff and I'm not going to vote for someone who's policies I don't know about.
As for my spoilt paper, well, let's hope that all parties understand that not explaining themselves means no vote.
It's the first time I've scribbled on a ballot paper and while I know it achieves nothing I also feel some self satisfaction.
Can't wait until the general election. Maybe I'll write 'Could do better'.

Plugged In

I thought I'd better do a quick post.
I was going to blog on my lunch break today but I was playing with new apps on the iT. One thing I did on the iT was this picture. I produced the image with one app then post processed it with another two. I'll be doing a lot more of this type of thing as well as trying to record a few tunes I've started to write on the iT.
Right off to bed to dream about not being in work.
Good night.

Escape Party

Who's that on the back of the truck?
It's Sausage!
That's the name I've given to the butchers bike and today I'm helping him escape from Coventry to his new home in Leicester. I'll give him a quick check over tonight and then we'll go out for a ride.
Sausage is a happy sausage.