I was here today.
It was like Hammer set. The woman that served my tea and scone was dressed the same as the dummy. Thing is the dummy was more attractive and the woman that served me could have been woken up with a lightning bolt.
The popular tunes played on pan pipes over the speakers only served to make you want to sleep. That's just before you end up in tomorrows ham salad. I left before that happened.
Three cheers for caffeine.