Scribs

 
Welcome to the newest and greatest non-social media sensation.
Do you worry about your online privacy? Do you randomly type stuff just for the sake of it? Ever wished you hadn't posted something online?
SCRIBS is the answer to all your prayers!
 
Features:
 
Just requires a pencil and a piece of paper.
Write what the f*#k you want without having to add squiggles.
Can't be downloaded by NSA or GCHQ.
Can't be sold to people who want to sell you rubbish.
Never crashes.
Never needs updating.
Has been beta tested for hundreds of years.
Easily add pictures by drawing them.
Add photos by sticking them on a pages.
No in app purchases ever. None.
 
This special non app can't be downloaded from any store (shop in the UK) right now.
Free your imagination.
Get scribbling with SCRIBS now.