This is Mickey Monkey. He's called that because he's a cheeky monkey and says rude things to me when I'm delivering stuff like bananas to his tyre on a rope.
He also drives a car with alloy wheels which gives him a chimp +1 status.
I can't tell a lie. I've been lazy and not blogged for a week.
This was pointed out to me by my good friend Dave. To make good this situation I went out and found a hairy pig who made grunty noise. The hairy pig is by coincidence called Dave (he told me so).
Dave the pig has a friend who makes a weeee noise. I believe this is pig for "give me some apple".
I hope this blog has made up for my short lapse.
This is only the second time I've done this. One dart sticking into another.
What are the chances of that? Maybe I'll get struck by lightning or win the lotto next.
By the end of tonight this little fella will be inside a pitta bread topped with garlic mayo with some leaves thrown on top accompanied by chips and a can of orange pop.
Can't wait!
After two years I finally got my glasses fixed. They've now got the right lenses in then thanks to the nice people at Vision Express.
This is what I look like now, please don't confuse me with the other bloke. Ta!
