This was an each way bet on the Cheltenham Gold Cup. One a horse called Afistfullofdollars there was only one way I was going to win and that was to be at the race track and stick a rocket up the horses bum.
I didn't so the horse lost and that's why I don't bet.
It's not every day I have to walk the long way to Browns but today was an exception. While digging foundations workmen found an old WWII bomb.
Just about the whole of Coventry city centre was evacuated while the town planners decided whether the late Adolf Hitler should have a say in the re-design of the Belgrade Plaza.
I believe a decision will be made sometime next year after numerous commitee meetings at which point some bright spark will delay proceedings by losing the National Socialist Party's email.
It's said that bad luck comes in threes and that was certainly the case last night.
1 It took of two and a half hours to get home.
2 The internet was down so no surfing.
3 I unleashed a trojan onto my laptop.
All these things will be sorted out and I'm glad it's a new day today.
I stopped at this place to get some lunch and there was this Dalek arguing with the lady inside.
He was saying something about cans of pop being like Dalek babies and that selling them was wrong.
He then left without buying anything which is a bit rude although he did exterminate a Skoda car.
I thought that was funny.
My Cat and I have just had our lunch here before she goes off to have her whiskers straightened at the physio.
This town is a bit of a strange place. We like the good charity shops and not much else. Our lunch was good too.
